The Ten Best Horny Pictures I Made in 2023
Here are my ten favorite weird horny pieces of art I've made this year. Happy holidays.
(before we begin: it's essential for queer artists to stand up and refuse to be a part of the cynical campaign to pinkwash the genocide of the Palestinian people. There's a great explainer about it here.)
Alright, listen up. This is the first time I am making the content of one of my weekly posts available only to paid members. I am doing this for two reasons:
- As of this Monday, I finally had enough liquid cash to get a LONG-overdue root canal. Because you all stepped up and slapped down your five bucks a month, my face no longer aches every time I chew something harder than a Pop-Tart. It blows my mind that so many people found value in my art that it literally healed a piece of my body. I wanted to thank you for that.
(and if you can't subscribe right now, really, it's OK! I'm broke too! You just read that thing about my tooth, man, do you think I subscribe to a lot of butt newsletters right now? I took one of the photos out of the paid section and stuck it up there for y'all, enjoy it. I hope we both have enough money for horny art in 2024!)
- Folks, I am tired. My brain hurts, and I am sleepy. If you're reading this newsletter, there's a good chance this time of year is as wearying for you as it is for me. (For example, maybe you found my writing because you have one of the most common Trauma Dopamine Buzzers: horror movies, professional wrestling or BDSM.) I don't have it in me to edit another sad piece of writing this year, so I'm taking the holidays off with some lighter content. There's plenty of trans sadness in the world, and I want to highlight some trans joy and some real weird trans art. Most importantly, I want to share these photos that have been burning a hole in my pocket for a minute.
So. Linked below are my nine favorite weird horny pieces of art I made in the last year. I haven't found a use for them, and it is time they see the light of day. I reserve the right to use them elsewhere, so don't be surprised if you see them again. Whether you're here for the arts or the butts, I hope you have a good time.
THE GALLERY HAS ARTISTIC NUDITY, WHICH IS WHY YOU HAVE TO CLICK A BUTTON TO SEE IT. DO NOT YELL AT ME IF YOU DO NOT READ THIS WARNING AND LOOK AT A BUTT IN AN INAPPROPRIATE ENVIRONMENT. HAPPY HOLIDAYS.